Dear Anti-Feminists,

Dear anti-feminism club,
Every member of your club seems to emphasize on the anti before the feminism, least bothered about what the latter really means. I’m sure you’ve had girlfriends explain the concept to you, but you still chose to stand your ground. I was stunned to see female members of your club speak with such distaste about our species - us feminists. I can’t discern what your notion about our club is, but don’t forget we’re human. All we demand are rights that remind us that we stand shoulder to shoulder with our male counterparts. And honestly speaking, I don’t see where we went wrong.

No, please don’t commit the damned crime of associating us with the Feminazis club. Those are the women with a lopsided grin when they see an innocent man being convicted, or a child being taken away from his sober father by his dipsomaniac mother. We don’t stand with them, nor will we ever.

If a man can get a certain paycheck at a particular position, so can a woman. If you can gain financial and legal independance, so can we. It’s a game of logic, you see? Unlike the Feminazis, who, like Zombies, have an appetite only for male brains, we don’t wish to hunt you down and laugh as we witness your downfall. Instead, we wish to share a laugh along with you, only hoping to be able alongside you, on the same level. So, why spread hate when you can share love, if focussed more on? So let that whip down already!

Love,
The feminists.