One-liners about India that are completely true. We all know, The name ‘India’ is derived from the river Indus. It is a valley around which people settled in earlier times.

1. If you want to know how divided we are, just look at the matrimonial page of our newspaper, you can know the importance of caste.

2. India is running the software of tomorrow on the hardware of yesterday. Machine rules us nowadays.

3. If the mobile gets spoiled blame the child if the child gets spoiled blame the mobile. We all know how to blame and advise others but no one knows to correct themselves.

4. If someone is asking for dirty cloth to clean something, then you are in India. We always do the wrong things in a perfect manner.

5. The only country where people fight to be termed 'backward'. India has the world’s largest Hindu population. Nearly 81% of its population identifies itself as Hindu. India is one of the three countries in the world where Hinduism is the majority.

6.India is also the country in which the highest number of votes were cast for a national general election. In India, you don't cast your vote, you vote your caste. Again, caste plays an important role in everyone’s life though educated or uneducated.

7. An incredible country where actors are playing cricket, cricketers are playing politics, politicians are watching porn and porn stars are becoming actors. No one is doing our work perfectly but doing others work interestingly.

8. Sarcasm is like electricity, half of India doesn't get it. No matter how we complain, it remains the same.

9. You would be amazed to know that the concept of shampoo was first invented in India when herbs were used for strengthening hair.

9. And the ultimate one:

The country where liking a Facebook post and sending messages on WhatsApp gets you arrested while raping does not.

#TheSadTruth!

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