Code Book For Hostel Life

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S.A
Apr 29, 2019   •  9 views

Well this guide is precisely for those who are going to have their first ever experience of their hostel life. To all those fellas let me tell you in an advance, you are definitely going to go through your best and worst days of your student life at the same time..so buckle up your belt and let’s have a zooming glance through some of the most important rules to be followed during your hostel life directly delivered from a hosteler.

1) Never ever try to hide your homemade items

Yeah, you read that right “NEVER EVER TRY TO HIDE YOUR HOMEMADE ITMS” because once you are caught hiding it not only it will vanish into thin air but you too will get a nice n=beating for hiding it. Living in hostel for few months has few demerits too and one of them is everyone miss homemade food the most. So whenever you get something from your home do make sure to share it with everyone or else be prepared to get swollen back and what else :P

2) Your belongings is everyone belonging except yours

Maybe you will be shocked to read this rule but believe me my friend this is one of the most basic and universal rule. Don’t think of your belongings as private ones, they now belongs to your friend of friend of friend….the loop continue till infinity.And you too, if you feel shortage of any clothes in your wardrobe then don’t worry you too have a friend of friend ready to give you his belongings. So you see in college life you have unlimited access to unlimited things.

3) Water dispensing rule

Well this is one of the basic rule that the more availability of drinking water you have in your room the more likely is to be that your room will approach to water vending machine supplying water to nearby rooms and you will have line of visitors patiently waiting for their turn.

4)Movie theatre

Definition of movie theatre changes from a single screen multiplex to 8-10 people sitting on a single bed watching movie on a single laptop. Believe me no matter how awkward it sound it is surely the best theatre experience you will get .

5) Last but not the least, hostel life is most likely to make you like a primitive human race. I mean you will lost the count of days the last time you took the bath,you changed your bedsheet. Your hair will be shaggy and body odor unbearable but that won’t affect you the least.

Having read the above rule always keep in mind to enjoy your hostel life to fullest. You may not get along with few people initially but believe me they will make the best part of your memories later. Someone has rightly said “ hostel is a home away from home”.

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Thanks :D