These Jokes Will Have You Cry Laughing

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Wajahat Mir
Apr 28, 2019   •  115 views

Every now and then, a friend comes up with a joke and you hear it out but it doesn't come out as funny as it should have, but there are some people who are God gifted and even if they utter a single word, you will find it funny, their expression and behaviour is such that you cannot control yourself and you begin to laugh like crazy.

Fortunately, there are mny people in the world who are gifted with this art and these people make our days better by making us smile and laugh. So today, I will write some funny small jokes and I hope that you have a laugh while reading this.

1 . You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.

2 . Parallel lines have so much in common, it is a shame they will never meet.

3 . My grandfather has a heart of a lion and a life time ban at the zoo.

4 . Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.

5 . You're not completely useless, you can always serve as a bad example.

6 . I broke my finger last week. On the other hand I'm okay.

7 . A Roman Legionnaire walks into a restuarant, holds up two fingers & says, "five cold drinks please".

8 .Someone stole my Microsoft Office and they are gonna pay for it. You have my Word.

9 . I tries to catch fog yesterday. Mist.

10 . Working in a mirror factory is something I could totally see myself doing.

11 . What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Aye Matey!

12 . I entered 10 puns in a pun contest hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did.

13 . I, for one, like Roman Numerals.

14 . To the handicpped guy who stole my bag, you can hide but you can't run.

15 . You have a genetic predisposition for diarrhea. Runs in your jeans.

Hope you enjoyed these puns/joke, if you didnt get any of these, comment below and I'll help you out.

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Khushi Bharmoria  •  1y  •  Reply
Haha good one.