BUFFER ARTICLE
A ROOM WITH A WARNING "ON YOUR OWN RISK"
"The room where I found the direction in my life"
Lok Sabha is given the status of the lower house of India's bicameral parliament but if you would have been to one, you would know that the only lower thing about this assembly is their logic.
The secret to become a protuberant minister has been cracked and here a few passable things you need to have.
One of the most important thing is
"You are not allowed to put logic in your arguments "and that's the key.
Secondly, you actually have to shout really loud so that even though you can't make sense everyone should hear you and the one who might in some way makes any logic has to be shut down.
Thirdly the belief that "you are supreme, above all and you are always correct"
These are the basic golden rule you have to keep in mind and the kind of thinking you have to adopt .
So I just came back from a Lok Sabha and believe me from my personal experience that outside that room, mark this
"The world is beautiful and PEACEFUL!"
Over there Shashi Tharoor, who can actually teach you English in 7days..the hoardings you see on the roads this person can actually do that but after that you won't even be able to understand what you yourself are speaking .
So he put forward a very interesting acquisition on RSS that they actually celebrate Queen Elizabeth’s birthday which sounds quite normal, I mean it's good to celebrate someone's birthday.
But if we actually imagine this scenario where the queen is planning of dropping a nuclear bomb on us while we are actually singing birthday songs for her.
This did get a lot of table banging which is actually ironical because what actually needs banging are these ministers who make these senseless and meaningless comments on each other just for the sake of speaking.
I do pity the speaker which can be given the title ofa "Mute mule" who can't even sleep because of the noise and aren't even allowed to speak since they are being paid for being quite.
After this Lok Sabha session I did come out enlightened in some way;
Now I dream about being a speaker
And being paid for being quite.
AGRANI GUPTA.
(A buffer article satirizing on the condition of Lok Sabha)