Plans Need, To Live A Life, When I Criticize The Current Government

I think , Life in prison is difficult and miserable and thus I thought spending some time researching about life in jail. No one know, may be , tomorrow I could be carted off to jail, and so could you.

According to a proposed new amendment to UAPA, the government can unilaterally declare you as a terrorist. And it will be your responsibility now to prove that you are innocent to get rid of the tag and a life in jail. The best part is you don’t even have to be a part of any actual terrorism- like shooting, exploding bombs etc. All that is need is that the government to think the thought.

Its like, when universe was created God thought there should be moon, earth, star etc. In one morning Mota Bhai wake up and says,” lets Sharma ji ka ldka be a terrorist” and from that day Sharma ji ka ldka is Osama ji. Another thing can be, pick and put Sharma ji in jail because he is a non-cow Indian. No matter how much patriotic you are, every morning if you do not chant JAI SHREE RAM or your IG handle user id is not starting with MAI BHI CHOWKIDAAR, brother you are in grave danger.

So what’s your plan to save yourself from landing in jail and being called a terrorist?

I have few simple plans.

By this I can get saved majistically. Like if everyone in this country been declared a terrorist I will be the only non terrorist.

I will link my DIGITAL MATRIMONY or my TINDER HANDLE with my sexy AADHAR and hot PAN.

Even if it means I have to vote again and again for RAPISTISTS,SERIAL MURDERERS, STREET THUGSAND CERTIFIED FRAUDSTARS. And even if the precise historic movement (art 370) , Rwanda is more democratic than India.

And I have more plans

One of them is, feed 10000 cows(pure desi ones not the mixed breed) and wearing a laal tika so that MOTA BHAI gets confused and thinks my IG id is also starting with MAI BHI CHOWKIDAAR and my bio MODI HAI TO MUMKIN HAI.

One thing to avoid is, never try to say government is wrong. In this day and age anyone who is a threat or a considerable threat to the government is a terrorist. Don’t be shocked if some morning you read the newspaper with the headline- “ ARVIND KEJRIWAL IS IN TIHAR AS HE HAS BEEN FOUND GUILTY WITH TERRORISM”

I don’t know tomorrow they can declare me as one for writing this article.

Rik Nag

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