Kya Kool Hain Hum

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"Ma'am Naina has a red spot on her skirt"
Varun yelled at the top of his voice.
Teacher with her bewildered expressions, looked at varun and thought of the ways how to shut him up and withdraw his attention from the fact that girls bleed. She wanted to settle the matter withouttelling students what actually has happened.

She called Naina in the staff room and asked her to be relaxed. She handed her a pad and adviced her not to tell anybody about what has happened today in the class.

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Naina thought that this is some kind of disease she gets infected to. She was not aware of the menstruation cycle. When reached home, She asked her mother about it. Her mother told her that this is a periodic cycle but she's isn't supposed to discuss it with anybody else. Naina is frightened because she didn't have period this month but she can't discuss it with anybody because her mother has asked her not to.

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"Alright Students, today we will begin with Chapter number 9." The teacher asked students to open the particular page.

"Ma'am, what about Chapter 8???"
Students were surprised.
"We are leaving this chapter. We won't study it this year."
The teacher, very silently make students left the chapter on reproduction.
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I was sitting in the Medical canteen with my friend. We were there to meet a mutual friend.Sitting there, we were discussing about the condition of government hospitals and their doctors when few students came on their Royal Enfield. The bike's silencer has been removed and the sound echoed so loudly in the hospital that some patients thought, that someone has fired a bullet in real. They sat Right on the table next to us. They started chattingand were laughing hard without thinking that they're sitting in an actual Medical canteen.

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"Guddi, take this plate and bring water for bhaiyya."
"Guddi, help bhaiyya in doing his chores."
"Guddi, let bhaiyya eat this, we'll get you another one."
"Guddi..........."
The mother keeps calling her daughter without even bothering that this trend would affect her upbringing.

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"Always give way to ambulance and police, they are engaged 24/7 for your service only."
Mr. Ahuja ended his lecture with these words.

Few hours later.....
"Sir, There's an ambulance behind us. I think its emergency, they're continuously blowing the horn sir, I'm giving them a way."

"Jhoot h sab, apna nikalna chahte hain pehle"
Sahib replied, "Rehne do."
(They're just lying, there's no emergency they want to go first that's it, don't give them way.)
The irony smiled.
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Encountering these true stories, I patted myself.
Kya Kool Hain Hum!