Bollywood awards are like return gifts at an eight year old birthday party anyone who shows up get one.
stardust awards, zee cine awards, screen awards, iifa awards, hello! hall of fame awards, national awards, apsara awards, producer guild award. oh god! bollywood has more award shows than hit movies. what's next? look alike awards? you know what's funny. these awards are as legit as the real bollywood awards.
filmfare is owned by times group and junglee picture, which produced razi and is also owned by times group. razi wins eight filmfare awards! how convienient!. but filmfare is not the only culprit. let's discuss about zee cine awards, the best debut award was won by jhanvi kapoor. many people thought that sara ali khan desrved it. so why jhanvi? well dhadak is her debut film was co-produced by zee studios and these awards are called the zee cine awards. i love jhanvi kapoor but it looks like you've got the acting talent of the wrong kapoor i.e. " boney kapoor".
now these awards shows are also inventing new categories just to call every celebrity on these award shows and people say that indians are not creative. we now have catogries like:-
nothing to hide award
Real star on social media award
what's that? she does not even have twitter account.
Extraordinary icon for social change award
what has sonam kapoor done? paraded around in her expensive clothes.
loosing weight award
pareeniti chopra actually won an award for loosing wieght. rishi kapoor blasted her on social media for accepting this award.
infact more and more actors are coming out and speaking against these awards. saif ali khan said that these award functions are the biggest joke in the world. he said not these awards but the jokes are even fake because no one is really laughing and c'mon saif who's gonna laugh when you do cringy things like this.
the jokes are so bad in these award function that the show editor makes sure that the show look good so he has to put in clips of people laughing. And then there are actors like akshay kumar who has very clearly said that either pay him or give him an award. vicky kaushal was snubbed for the best debut award instead it went to sooraj pancholi. the organiser defense was that vicky kaushal has already done small role in bombay velvet so we can't give this award to him. but then why did they gave award to amir khan for "qayamat se qayamt tak" when he actually did a movie before that. HYPOCRISY!!!
But i have to confess, my favourite is filmfare awards. why? because the prize is a black women. for an industry that is so racist, it is ironic that they all get together for one time of the year to win a black lady.
And one final thought this year the filmfare award was sponsored by VIMAL ELAICHI because bolon zuban canceri. why does'nt filmfare cut out the middle man and get the event sponsored by mouth cancer.