How Cringe Pop Has Stromed The Internet

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Nayonika
Jun 04, 2019   •  36 views

Heard people singing'Yesterday was thursday, tomorrow is Saturday' on the streets??Yes?This tells us the popularity of cringe pop and yes all credits go to these equally cringy minds who are bold enough to think of such lyrics and yeah to those (moron?)legends as well who have the guts to release such shit songs.

Here's a list of some very unpopularly popular so-called stars (Wish they could be consumed be the black hole as well!)

1. Dhinchak Pooja

Pooja Jain was your normal Teenager suffering from a job crisis and thinking how to earn quick money without having to do much , that's when she got the idea from the many selfies she used to take and transformed it into a song 'selfie mene leli aaj,sar pe nere rehta taaj' . She got hate messages,lots of negative replies and trolls but was that going to stop her??No! She then went on to compose several other songs we remember word by word -Swag wali topi , daru daru(why aren't studies so easy?)

2. Tahir Khan- The angel (pun intended)

An old Pakistani man who suddenly while reciting a fairy tale to his grandchildren thought of himself as one and boom! Black wig, a Halo, and Long gowns became his style. He even composed a song in which he plays a real life angel(Wow the nymphs must be jealous as hell). His grandchild must have been too shocked to protest I suppose?

3. Omprakash Mishra

Omprakash was apparantly so obsessed with an 'aunty' that to make her immortal he composed a whole damn song! The lyrics being as creepy as 'Bol na aunty aaun kya ,ghanti mei bajaun kya'. But see his luck none of the other songs of his have become that hit , the aunty must've beaten him very badly I think.

4. Vennu Mallesh

Vennu's song 'It's my life whatever I do' was the exact answer he gave to his parents when they asked him to do a 'proper' job.

His lyrics are really good. They can used in a lot of places.It can be the next slogan of democratic India and also for children not opting for Engineering or PMT.

(Brother You have the freedom of doing whatever you want to provided it doesn't make our ears bleed ).

These are the top cringe pop stars but eliminating Sandy Shah and Krk -the self acclaimed movie reviewer from this list would be bad ,but since it's just about pop (or the lack of it) stars and not about cringy people in general, let's leave it here.

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