Our Desi Passion

Our Passion

Red stains on white marble- no, these are not designer flaws; these are our imprint on the best
and the worst of places. They can be found in myriad hues and shades- white, off white, red, and
crimson are some of the most common colors of the variety of this never ending natural resource of ours. We stand united in this act of ours; there is absolutely no division on the basis of caste, creed, sex, age, literacy level, education qualifications in this exemplary act of chivalry and unity.

Still confused?.. huh?

Still wondering what this is all about? This is about the sport that we all practice; our true desi sport SPITTING. We practice it wherever we happen to be on the streets, in the markets, bus stands
railway platforms, restaurants, schools, colleges, offices, and... thoooo... The next time we host the Common Wealth Games, we should include this wonderful sport in it. I can assure you that no
other nation would be able to beat us in the record of gold medals that we would bring to the country.

After all. CWG is all about the common people and the "wealth" that they possess (we do not
mind if that wealth is in the form of the saliva that we generate, and that too without any cost!)

Its in our genes. Right?

In the age of massive campaigns against the overuse and misuse of natural resources, it should be analyzed how we manage spit in such humongous amounts. Is it in our genes to spit? Or do we do it more as a social comment on the political condition of the country? Look around you Scams. Scandals. Hawala. 2G.3G. Adarsh Kashmir: CWGSY Corruption. Also, why leave your acclaimed judiciary out of the list? And yes, 26/11

Cannot really digest all of this? So what do we do? Spit it out. Thoooo... the further it goes the
better your "saliva-shooting range" is. And more the medals that we will win in the next CWG. We
wouldn't even need stadium worth crores of rupees, it can be held anywhere and everywhere. Hurray!