Best Dialogues From Kota Factory

Kota Factory by TVF is completely relatable to every student who had either done preparation for Joint Entrance Examination (JEE) or is will plan to do. It is about the life of an maths-science student who is being grilled by the syllabus and competition of IIT JEE.

There are some awesome dialogues so far. For me the top ones are:
1.From a Auto driver:

Hum to yahan tab se hain, jab yeh Kota factory nahi seher hua karta thaHum to yahan tab se hain, jab yeh Kota factory nahi seher hua karta tha.

2) Jeetu Bhaiya's dialogue while giving Vaibhav a motivational note:

Bacche 2 saal mein KOTA se nikal jaate hain! KOTA saalon tak bacchon se nahi nikalta.

One more by Jeetu bhaiya:

Bhai sahab confidence gir jaata hai,phir jeetna duniya nahi samjti na utna aadmi khud ko loser samajhne lagta hai.

4.Again from Jeetu Bhaiya:

7 saal, 4 saal graduation ke,aur 3 saal job ke lagte hai,iss sadme se nikalne ke liye. Aur Fraud Baazi ki saaja pta kitni hai India mei? 7 Saal!

5. Jeetu Bhaiya from second episode:

Sawaal samajh naa aaye toh sawaal ko dhuna(Hit it) karo .

6.One more from Jeetu Bhaiya:

Every child is special, yeh kori bakwaas hai, tu koi unique personality nahi hai. Yeh problems hazaron bachon ke saath hoti hain.

Continuing the trend:

Apni problems ko dare bana diya aur dare seedha ego se connected hai aur ego ke nuksaan bahut hai par ek fayda hai cheezen doable lagne lagti hain.

7. And in mess:(relatable to everyone who has gone to mess)

One cannot hate that one does not see.

8.This one from Vaibhav from third episode on Inorgainc Chemistry is so perfect:

From this:

To this:

When Jeetu bhaiya was suggesting to leave the inorgainc chemistry and work on the other 2 i.e Physical and Organic then Vaibhav said:

Bhaiya real life waali girlfriend ko Teddy chahiye.

Then after Jeetu bhaiya told that to crack IIT one needs around 40 %, although it seems that’s not the actual scenario, according to me.

Then Meena said ‘Par inorganic toh rank improve karti hai na’.
Then Jeetu bhaiya gave him a savage reply:

Abe rank unki improve hoti hai jinki aa rahi hoti hai aur tumhari to chudail (Witch) kha jayegi!

TVF!! Take a bow!!..