Funny Episodes

There have times when I or somebody else have been mischievious, or just life itself creates fun.....these still make me laugh.....

The purpose of this blog is to make a note of those funny incidents so that they dont get lost in the complex life overflowing with seriousness.....

Does laughter like happiness increase when shared??...

One
This happened in class 11 during a test. The professor teaching us that subject was the supervisor. The paper was going well except some quesyions that I completely didn't understand. See what happened.

The professor had a mountain voice and most of us were scared of him. Sometimes things just go overhead.

After about half an hour of the commencement of test:
me: Sir, what is this HHHTTT etc.? I am not understanding the question.
Sir: Dimag lagaiye, bahut aasan hai!!
me: (Kya dimag lagaoo).
After sometime.......
me: Sir, what is Benzene Sulphonic acid?....
Sir: Mujhe kya pata!!!........tumhara organic start nahi hua??....
me: nahi sir.
Sir: hmmm..........isme SO3H group hota hai.......
Then again after sometime................
me: Sir what is carbon-suboxide?
Sir (irritated): Mujhe kya pata............(to the whole class).....kisko pata hai carbon-suboxide kya hai?......(only 1-2 hands raised)........hmmm......isme oxygen ka oxidation number ** hota hai.

Then again after sometime.........I asked another question (which turned out to be out of syllabus)
Sir:.....Mujhe kya pata!!!!!..............mein aapka test le raha hu ki aap mera test le rahi hai???

hehehehe..........
me: (Ultra amused)............
Continued writing the test............. :P :P :P
Its just fun to short the heart and the voice box sometimes and is best when it modulates our deeds..........

Two
We had a poem in English which was written by somebody where he writes a letter to his son's teacher telling him to educate his son and not just make literate.........blah blah....

it was a good poem.....it was like....
Teach my son to ponder..etc etc......
then there was a summary....
teacher asked, " Okay tell me children ..............The poet wants his child's teacher to teach him to fight for ___________ .( right answer was righteousness).........

then somebody from behind shouted WWF =))
and then the whole class busted out laughing and teacher not able to scold him as all her energy was finished in controlling her laugh!!......

Three
This joke was cracked by one of my professors while teaching Physics.....there is no joke in this joke but read it ........kya mahan hai!!

He was teaching evaporation.......Consider a pool of water. When the temperature of the atmosphere is high, the water molecules at the surface gain kinetic energy from the atmosphere and overcome the molecular forces between itself and other molecules and exists by itself in the air. This molecule is said to be evaporated.

Then he said, " So if somebody is near this pool of water and goes somewhere and comes back and sees no water and is not a student of science, he will think that somebody has come and DRANK the whole pool of water!!". ..........hahaha....