Mondegreen

Everybody loves singing along with their favorite songs, but sometimes it's hard to figure out what those singers are actually saying. The good news is that most of the time, the lyrics we think we hear are way funnier than the actual lyrics.Here are some lyrics I get wrong every damn time.

1. “Blank Space” by Taylor Swift

WHAT IT REALLY SAYS: “Got a long list of ex-lovers / they’ll tell you I’m insane”

WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE: “Got a lot of Starbucks lovers / they’ll tell you I’m insane”

Even T-Swift's own mother called and asked her why she was singing about Starbucks!

2.“Shake It Off”, Taylor Swift

WHAT IT REALLY SAYS: “AND THE FAKERS GONNA FAKE FAKE”.

WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE : “ AND THE BAKERS GONNA BAKE BAKE”.

3.“Bennie And The Jets” by Elton john

WHAT IT REALLY SAYS: “She's got electric boots a mohair suit”

WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE: “She's got electric boobs a mohair suit”

4.“The Heart Wants What It Wants” by selena Gomez

WHAT IT REALLY SAYS: “what the heart wants?”

WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE: “what the fuck? why? ”

5.“Rude” by magic

WHAT IT REALLY SAYS: “Saturday morning jumped out of bed and put on my best suit

WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE: “Saturday morning jumped out of bed and put on my bear suit ”

6.“Good for you” by selena Gomez

WHAT IT REALLY SAYS: “I'm on my fourteen carats”

WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE: “I'm a farting carrots”

7.“Birthday” by Katy Perry

WHAT IT REALLY SAYS: “I'll give you a taste Make it like your birthday everyday”

WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE: “I'll give you a taste make you lick your butt crack everyday”